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Here’s a complete transcription because I have lost control of my life. I had to guess in some places, so no guarantee that I’m totally correct.

12/1   
    JOHNSON VCR 11:30 AM APPT.
12/2   
    11:45 AM HORSE SHENANEGANS [sic]
    2:15 PM FIX AMY’S VCR
12/3   
    3:00 PM O’CONNER VCR APPT.
12/4   
    X
12/5   
    11:00 AM FIX VCR
    11:00 PM FIX VCR
    5:00 PM FIX VCR
12/6
    12:00 PM LUNCH
    9:00 PM COMPLICATED SCHEME
12/7
    FIX MORE VCRS SEE UP THERE!
12/8
    X
12/9
    MY LIFE SUCKS!!
    12:30 PAY OFF LOANS
12/10 - 12/12
    JAY HEART DE-LARGEMENT SURGERY
12/12 - 12/13
    RE-EVALUAT [sic] LIFE
12/13
    FORK IN THE BRAIN
12/14
    GO TO DEC 24th
12/15
    REPAIR McDONALD’S CCC RECORDING EQUIPMENT
12/16 - 12/17
    STEAL MONEY FROM MR.PLINKETT’S WALLET
12/18
    REPAIR JACOBSON BETAMAX
    BETA?
12/19
    2:15 PUNCH DANE COOK IN MOUTH
    2:20 REPEAT
12/20 - 12/21
    VCR REPAIR CONVENTION
12/22 - 12/23
    FIX OBAMA VCR
12/23
    7:00 AM LEARN HOW TO FIX VCRS
12/24
     10 - 2:00 WALK IN APPOINTMENTS
    2:50 PM HAIR-BRAINED SCHEME
12/25 - 12/27
    X
12/28
    MAKE FUN OF BAD MOVIE
12/29
    1:00 AM DRUNKEN MIDGET FIGHT
    1:30 FISHING
12/30
    0 M PLAN WORLD DOMINATION
    5:00 PM FIX VCR
12/31   
    GET CHOCOLATE WASTED